"God damnit I was born to fucking early. Instead I had to grew up with these miserably pieces of shit fucking analjugs. These games sucks Baragons sweaty ballsack! I'd rather get an electric shock from sucking Mechagodzillas mechanical wiener. These games are shit drizzeling out from a smog monsters rancidputred A-hole. And then being swallowed and barfed up by Angreus while I lay on his spikes getting Gigans buttsaw up my ass while Dezod roya dumps his diabolical diarrhea all over my face! Man it's just a bunch of fuck, it's a pile of cunt, fuck, shit, fuck... Cunt... Fuck... Goddamnit I just said fuck from the bottom of my heart and I said every curse that is."
James D. Rolfe.
Aka: AVGN, Angry Video Game Nerd.