Jocke's, Martin's and Sami's posts translated to English

[luckyguerin13]

It certainly would be if he is using pictures, with scarve and without .

He can draw us pictures.

[utomjording]

Yeah, thank you very much.

Can we request for certain posts to be translated?

Sure, go ahead!

[JukkeBerry]

Hot. He has to do the "Jocke eyebrow" thing. You know what I'm talking about? Man, Sandy does!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78...ockefrank2.jpg

Now you probably scared Jocke off from the English forum for the next six months or so...

[luckyguerin13]

I have that effect on people.

[J.Berg]

It is very, very hard to scare me.
But you guys at the forum are getting pretty good these days!
I do the death stare every day. It's always directed at my mirror.
And i own only 4 scarves. My absolute favorite is an YSL-thingy in blue and white which i found at a sale in a crazy shop called Kamikaze(probably because going there is a suicide mission for your wallet) in Oslo.
I think 4 scarves is nothing unusual, since i don't wear ties very often.
OK guys... the bus is leaving from the hotel for soundcheck in Ås, Norway.
I got to slip into something more uncomfortable. Probably black jeans, black t-shirt, black low- boots and maybe to be a little crazy, a black leatherjacket and a black and grey scarf!
Love J

[luckyguerin13]

Word.
If you talk smack, he will come.

I wonder if anyone even sells scarves here...

[sakermanser]

ZOMG, is that really him?!! Amazing!

[crapper]

ZOMG, yes it is.

[luckyguerin13]

ZOMG, is that really him?!! Amazing!

The one and only.

[utomjording]

Finally you got a Jocke post here, congrats! And I don't even have to translate that one...

[kallt kaffe med socker]

Finally you got a Jocke post here, congrats! And I don't even have to translate that one...

Maybe translate to swedish then, in the swedish section of Kent Forum,
for those poor bastards who slept through english lessons in school, haha!

[luckyguerin13]

Maybe translate to swedish then, in the swedish section of Kent Forum,
for those poor bastards who slept through english lessons in school, haha!

Ahaahahahaahahahaahaha

[What it feels like]

It is very, very hard to scare me.
But you guys at the forum are getting pretty good these days!
I do the death stare every day. It's always directed at my mirror.
And i own only 4 scarves. My absolute favorite is an YSL-thingy in blue and white which i found at a sale in a crazy shop called Kamikaze(probably because going there is a suicide mission for your wallet) in Oslo.
I think 4 scarves is nothing unusual, since i don't wear ties very often.
OK guys... the bus is leaving from the hotel for soundcheck in Ås, Norway.
I got to slip into something more uncomfortable. Probably black jeans, black t-shirt, black low- boots and maybe to be a little crazy, a black leatherjacket and a black and grey scarf!
Love J

Good luck in Ås then!

..and please consider wearing the red napoleon jacket again, especially in Linköping, jönköping, e-tuna or västerås. Cause I've missed it everytime and it's a wonderful jacket.


bye

[StandInSilence]

sorry kids

jag måste tyvärr avslöja att det var ett telefonsamtal från mig som fick Jocke till att skriva det där inlägget


jag har skrivit långa inlägg här förut och förklarat mer ingående hur allt sånt här funkar men jag börjar tröttna på att vara nåt slags jävla dadda åt er på det här forumet så ni får klara er utan det den här gången

[SportfreundeFCkeane]

give me 8 months or 8 years and I'll understand that. You Swedes shouldn't have lessons and audio tapes up online, cos guys like me learn it and plan to hit on your girls ;-)

anyways, I'd recommend wearing a comfortable football jersey to a concert, maybe a summer festival. The Swedish one looks great. Not many bands do it, (except Sportfreunde Stiller from Germany of course )

I think all that black during a concert would be a little too warm no? I don't how hot it gets while singing, but some people are sweating like an athlete by the end of it, always amazes me how Jocke can wear all that and not sweat as much.

I have lots of scarfs unfortunately from the Canadian winter, even have a hand-knit one with the Swedish flag colours/design.