Jocke's, Martin's and Sami's posts translated to English

[luckyguerin13]

sorry kids

jag måste tyvärr avslöja att det var ett telefonsamtal från mig som fick Jocke till att skriva det där inlägget


jag har skrivit långa inlägg här förut och förklarat mer ingående hur allt sånt här funkar men jag börjar tröttna på att vara nåt slags jävla dadda åt er på det här forumet så ni får klara er utan det den här gången

Here's your damn cookie.

[kevlarhead]

I do the death stare every day.

The stare of death is patent-protected by Chuck Norris, didn't you know?

[JukkeBerry]

I love Jocke's sense of humor!

[luckyguerin13]

I love Jocke's sense of humor!

Man, word!

[a violent whisper]

It is very, very hard to scare me.
But you guys at the forum are getting pretty good these days!
I do the death stare every day. It's always directed at my mirror.
And i own only 4 scarves. My absolute favorite is an YSL-thingy in blue and white which i found at a sale in a crazy shop called Kamikaze(probably because going there is a suicide mission for your wallet) in Oslo.
I think 4 scarves is nothing unusual, since i don't wear ties very often.
OK guys... the bus is leaving from the hotel for soundcheck in Ås, Norway.
I got to slip into something more uncomfortable. Probably black jeans, black t-shirt, black low- boots and maybe to be a little crazy, a black leatherjacket and a black and grey scarf!
Love J

You're scaring me by telling us what you're planning to wear... sounds hot though. Personally, I love the scarves and think you need more. I love that scarf in the vinternoll video.

[m@rco]

OK guys... the bus is leaving from the hotel for soundcheck in Ås, Norway.

Love J

Hello Joakim,

Glad to see you back in the English forum .

There's a persistent rumour about KENT going to perform in Germany this year. Can you confirm that there are going to be gigs, (or just 1,) in Germany?

m@rco

[JukkeBerry]

There's a persistent rumour about KENT going to perform in Germany this year.

Maybe that's what actually scared him!

[SportfreundeFCkeane]

oh yah, that technicoloured Vinternoll2 scarf. I see so many of those, usually guys wearing them, they're nice.

my fav are sports/football scarves, the Chelsea one's really nice.

[Kurvitz]

J, and from what I gather, all the guys, are r e a l l y good at the star thing. As is apparent from here as well. Conversational without condescending, chummy but not so much as to ruin the ZOMG effect. I mean, you want to have a certain leather-jacket image of your favored, and it is nice of them to supply.

[sandcat]

Good luck in Ås then!

..and please consider wearing the red napoleon jacket again, especially in Linköping, jönköping, e-tuna or västerås. Cause I've missed it everytime and it's a wonderful jacket.


bye

Funnily enough I saw a picture of Brandon Flowers from The Killers wearing the exact same jacket (well, not the same one I wouldn't have thought, unless he and Jocke are mates in a girly clothes-sharing kind of way, but the same style exactly) when they released Sam's Town. But Jocke wore it first! Such a trendsetter... Actually some of the Killers' riffs remind me of Kent a bit... so maybe they are just Kent wannabes and that was an homage to Jocke from Brandon

[What it feels like]

/.../ unless he and Jocke are mates in a girly clothes-sharing kind of way/.../

Haha, I hope so

[m@rco]

There's a persistent rumour about KENT going to perform in Germany this year.

Maybe that's what actually scared him!

Maybe it really did .

But KENT is still very welcome later this year .

[sophiascalpel]

http://forumet.kent.nu/showpost.php?p=61855&postcount=1

Martin Sköld:
I can't be quiet anymore.
Hello, by the way!
I have to know what all these musical terms you use here mean. I'm thinking about megalomanias (or what he calls himself);
"computer drum" and also "German computer-made" which I don't remember who wrote. The last-mentioned might just be spelled wrong, because a "German computer deer" is easy to understand. It's nice to learn something new on a Sunday morning.

Peace///
Martin

(Explanation: Martin wrote this when people were discussing the electronic sound on Tillbaka till samtiden. "Data-gjort" = "computer-made". "Data-hjort" = "computer deer".)

hahahahaha.... data-hjort... wonderful! this guy is weird indeed.

[sophiascalpel]

It is very, very hard to scare me.
But you guys at the forum are getting pretty good these days!
I do the death stare every day. It's always directed at my mirror.
And i own only 4 scarves. My absolute favorite is an YSL-thingy in blue and white which i found at a sale in a crazy shop called Kamikaze(probably because going there is a suicide mission for your wallet) in Oslo.
I think 4 scarves is nothing unusual, since i don't wear ties very often.
OK guys... the bus is leaving from the hotel for soundcheck in Ås, Norway.
I got to slip into something more uncomfortable. Probably black jeans, black t-shirt, black low- boots and maybe to be a little crazy, a black leatherjacket and a black and grey scarf!
Love J

haha..jocke... i think you did the opposite now.. you scared them all. good plan!
and yes, all crazy people on the internet... be very wary what you say.... sooner or later you have 27 parcels full of self-knitted scarves by fans waiting infront of you door. and people will be opening the so called "jo-scarf-knit-factory"..
use the death-stare when the postman is getting on your nerves.

[SportfreundeFCkeane]

We never even see the postman in Canada, he/she's a mystery.

Anyways, maybe Jocke should open up a post box, people send him they're scarves, he gets a little collection going lol. Then he's on one of those celebrity MTV Cribs style shows showing the camera "These are all the scarves crazy people send me, this one's from China, this one's from Italy...."